Florida’s godfather of weed says he doesn’t need to be drunk to drop f-bombs

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Back in 2014, Orlando attorney John Morgan appeared half-sloshed when he uttered a few profanities at a pro-pot rally. Amendment 2 to the Florida constitution failed that year despite more than $4 million in support from Morgan.

At a conference Tuesday afternoon in Kissimmee, Morgan dropped a number of f-bombs, although this time he seemed stone sober. The 60-year-old cannabis activist said he doesn’t need to be liquored up to curse.

“Listen, if I’m drunk every time I say motherf—–, I’m drunk all god—- day,” Morgan told his audience at the Marijuana Business Conference. “I do have a salty tongue. I do not ever curse in front of my grandchildren, never will. That’s just a promise I made.”

In other colorful comments, Morgan said he’ll spend millions more in 2016 to legalize medical cannabis in Florida. Meanwhile, he called out:

Fearful seniors and apathetic youth. True, the oldest baby boomers are 70. But Morgan says many silver-haired voters don’t understand the difference between heroin and weed. This year, he said, he’ll try to appease seniors worried about the dangers of Mary Jane. “Last time, I think I spent too much time trying to rev up the youth,” he said. “They don’t get up out of bed [to vote]. I’ve got to spend more time talking to people my age.“

“Mel the moocher.” Tampa developer Mel Sembler has vowed to raise $10 million to fight the medical marijuana amendment. But Morgan said Sembler is a cheapskate who will spend only a sliver of his fortune. “If you’re going to be the leader, if you’re going to be the big dog, write the big check,” Morgan said.

Big Pharma. Realizing that cannabis is patent-proof and non-addictive, drug companies are working behind the scenes to defeat weed, Morgan claims. “El Chapo doesn’t want us to win, and Big Pharma doesn’t want us to win,” he said.

Pam Bondi. In the days before she was elected attorney general, Morgan says, he and Bondi engaged in no shortage of debauchery, although he declined to divulge details. “We partied like rockstars together,” Morgan said. “And I mean really partied. I mean, s—, you can’t even talk about it.”

Ted Cruz. Morgan, a backer of Hillary Clinton, said he’s overwhelmed by Cruz’s narc vibe. “I would love to physically hit Ted Cruz in the face,” he said. “I look at that guy, and I go, ‘That’s the guy in high school that we used to just beat the p— out of.’ Nasty, nasty snitch. You know he was the guy telling on us.”

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